February 2012
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hey stress, what’s up? oh, for me it’s just tests and homework and running and feeling tired every minute of every day. just terrified of getting bad grades in school and thinking about it is making me shake. why don’t you let me deal with this without you? things are hard enough without feeling like i’m messing everything up. i’m going to fail. i’m going to...
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i don’t have any energy for anything but watching grey’s anatomy. why do tests and homework exist?
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
okay, what. the new dashboard icon things. uhhh, fuck this.
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Anonymous asked: IT IS SO LOVELY RIGHT? I honestly think Augustus was perfect and everything. John Green has yet to disappoint me. Was it just me or did you cry as well?
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Anonymous asked: Did you read John Green's newish book The Fault In Our Stars ?
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Anonymous asked: what are your favorite books?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
thedruff:
PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
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